Just as Taco Bell seems to have a penchant for inserting various Doritos into their menu, so does Pizza Hut have a thing for sticking almost anything that would be served at the neighborhood cookout into the crust of their pizza.
First, we found out about the hot dog in the crust that they’d been offering in the U.K. For pizza fans in the Middle East, they offer one better: cheeseburger sliders or chicken strips in the pizza crust. And they gave it the dignified name of the “Crown Crust Pizza” to project that air of grace and grandeur on the concoction that comes topped with “special sauce” to compliment the beef and chicken patty “gems.”
But my favorite part of this whole thing is in the ad when a patron attempts to mock the Pizza Hut employee taking his order by saying, “Can I have a cheeseburger? HAHAHAHAHA” “I laugh in your face, minion of the Pizza Hut empire! I lampoon you, server who will bring me my delicious pizza at an establishment that cannot possibly serve a hamburger!” Cue the Crown Crust!
