Just when you thought Anthony Weiner couldn't get any creepier, he was spotted stepping out with a major face caterpillar during a shopping spree with his pregnant wife Huma Abedin.
The former congressman could be rocking the 'stache in honor of Movember, the charity mustache-growing season that takes place in November to raise awareness for men's health.
More likely, though, it's a disguise to shield him from the public eye following a shameful and embarrassing sexting scandal that cost him his career.
He's not fooling anyone. We see you behind that 'stache, Anthony Weiner!