If you've got enough love but not enough money to throw a wedding (not to mention go on a honeymoon), then how does $100 for the whole affair sound?
Hard Rock Cafe New York will send 10 couples down the aisle on Valentine's Day with a "One Love" wedding and honeymoon package. Included are two Bob Marley Signature Series T-shirts (easy best man/maid of honor matching outfit?), a ceremony in a private chapel, reception with cake, photos under the restaurant's Times Square marquee, and, thanks to the magic of synergy, four days and three nights at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Punta Cana, Dominican Republic.
Already married? Getting divorced just to take advantage of this deal probably goes against the spirit of Valentine's Day, but couples looking to renew their vows can also apply.
The offer is only slightly too good to be true — you'll have to foot the bill for airfare, ground transport, taxes and meals. The rest of the rules are easy though: Couples must be 18 or older, U.S. residents, and have the $100 in hand on Feb. 14.
Send an email for your chance at getting together and feeling way better than all right. If you're not one of the lucky 10 couples, you can still get in on everything minus the honeymoon for $50.