Well, everyone here in NYC is still at work today. The record-high $1.586 billion Powerball jackpot will be split between three winners, none of them from our state.
But that losing ticket isn't totally worthless — bring it to Tex-Mex joint Tres Carnes, and they'll comp you $2 on any meal. It's more than most shattered hopes and dreams are worth, and their Weekly Smoke is pork belly, which sounds like a damn fine consolation prize to us. Grab one of their churro doughnuts too, because it's been that kind of week.
The deal is only valid today at all four locations, and no matter how many tickets you bought, it's one discount per person.