Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has started doing what celebrity Twitter accounts are meant for: connecting with his fans. Maybe because MasterChef has revealed him to be a compassionate human being versus the Beelzebub of Hell’s Kitchen, people felt safe approaching him for constructive critique of their homemade brownies or beef Wellington. Boy, were they surprised.
Thai Fried Rice on a Diet ! DIET stands for………………. did i eat that https://t.co/MXlElb4g8M
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 21, 2017
Looks like toxic scum on a stagnant pool https://t.co/3Rf6s62Rgk
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 19, 2017
Over cooked eggs with worms ! No thanks https://t.co/oMd6uN8fU6
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 17, 2017
When your plate is more attractive than your food, gotta stop blaming the broiler. https://t.co/pzbCmreURk
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 18, 2017
Congratulations I’ve never seen eggs that dry !!! https://t.co/n7iTL5VwKs
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 19, 2017
John your rice looks older than me….. https://t.co/45kGTJGqwI
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 19, 2017
I’d rather wait for lunch….. https://t.co/GE9xR6NoAt
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 18, 2017
We also learned some things about Gordon in the process. Turns out all those MasterChef food puns may not be scripted!
Lettuce Pray https://t.co/BHecmb2mW1
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 18, 2017
I crave a different kind of Buzz https://t.co/gwsloOqTae
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 18, 2017
You need some serious egg-u-cating on making a perfect omelette https://t.co/h534UifXeT
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
He also has a much dirtier mind than network TV allows:
He’s drowned your salad https://t.co/sO46jpTwHP
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 18, 2017
50 shades of Bacon ! It looks rather rude https://t.co/HDih1aUsn3
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
He did offer some helpful advice, such as not letting your table dressing upstage your dish:
The table cloth has more decoration on it ! https://t.co/jInBSV4qDy
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 15, 2017
Don’t buy sub-par produce:
Why ruin it with unripened strawberries why why why… https://t.co/IERfoshr5g
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
Respect your ingredients:
New battery for your smoke alarm https://t.co/zVgo9GitLb
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 17, 2017
Stop screwing up toast ffs
Even your bread is not toasted properly Sadie soggy bread not good ! https://t.co/vF68UfNACH
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 17, 2017
Presentation is key:
They look like camel hoofs…. https://t.co/jaEqrVDf9v
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 18, 2017
Looks like your dog stopped by on your plate….. https://t.co/nSbKxxvX7d
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 19, 2017
Gordon did give out a few thumbs up. The emoji might say “idc” but you know this tweet is going to be printed out and put in every room of her house and probably cubile, too.
Looks good Jennifer https://t.co/qyGuLPP2cg
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
They look good, a touch more filling would perfect them https://t.co/lfIi4KpVdv
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 15, 2017
Looks good Jenn https://t.co/fwkY1wbMEy
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
The lesson here is, when approaching the master, come correct:
Ps Darren that’s called spaghetti….. https://t.co/iOG5VZ1nPz
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
And you just might get some actually helpful advice:
Looks good, 5yr olds don’t like lemon peel, next time use a micro plane and lightly zest the top…. https://t.co/7jNFWzaRr2
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
But don’t ever try to troll the master, or you just might lose your appetite.
Is that a dog chew Jordan ? https://t.co/oaD9o8e3l3
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 20, 2017
Have you been sick? https://t.co/07JrG3qn0e
— Gordon Ramsay (@GordonRamsay) February 18, 2017
