Oh no, there's been an earthquake... what do you mean they're evacuating the building? Ok, ok, we'll be right there... we just have to tweet first.
Seriously, when did our first instinct in the face of an emergency shift from "flee" to "tweet?" Luckily, this earthquake hasn't proven to be too damaging so now we can laugh at all the amusing social networking updates for the rest of the day. Here are some of your first (and best) tweets after the earthquake.
@awkwrdlywrded: Earthquake? huh.. damn. thought the meds had finally kicked in..
@dorothyatmetro: Will Tweet later. Off looting!
@robdelaney: Did anyone I have a crush on's husband or boyfriend die in the earthquake? DM me.
@maryps: This earthquake never would've happened if the president weren't on vacation.
@sween: Either Toronto just had an earthquake or God set his phone to vibrate.
@pareene: I think Chris Christie just jumped into the race
@ziuqrd: Don't buy into that East coast vs West coast earthquake stuff, unless you're ready to rumble.
@YUCKYBOT: Text "You spilled your chai latte" to 90999 to donate $1 to the victims of the U.S. East Coast earthquake.
@Ledgr_Yankees: For future reference, Easterners, when the ground starts shaking. Put down the Twitter and get under a desk. Or find a doorway. Then tweet.
@pattonoswalt: Not to panic anyone in NYC, but a screaming John Cusack just drove by in a limo that was missing a door.
@giromide: Hurricane Irene has a posse.
@bazecraze: Weird. I don't remember being *this* bad at Jenga.
@BlackCanseco: BREAKING: Republicans issue statement blaming the Virginia earthquake on Obama's shaky leadership
@FakeNYULocal: Social media has revolutionized the way our bodies react to earthquakes.
@katz:"I felt that earthquake last week" - Brooklyn hipster
And we have blogger John McKinley to thank for our first glimpse of "DC earthquake devastation."