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Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Boston. TodayUber will deliver a bagpiper for free to anyone in Boston in celebration of Ireland and in mourning of your ears.

 

This is not a joke.

 
All you have to do is enter the code “BOSBAGPIPES” into the app’s promotion menu, provide an address and wait for your bagpipe player to be delivered — kilt and all.
The offer goes from noon to 4 p.m. and is free. The only price you’ll pay is the cost of listening to bagpipes.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Matt Lee is a web producer for Metro New York. He writes about almost everything and anything. Talk to him (or yell at him) on Twitter so he doesn’t feel lonely:@off_Yellow.