Awards Season is behind us, finally, so obviously it’s time to start worrying about next year. If you are a fledging filmmaker or producer hoping your next project earns you a spot at the Academy Awards next year, College Humor has some helpful tips for making that dream a reality. In fact, they have 21 of them, including suspenseful piano music, period wardrobe and a disability. Also, beautiful actresses in ugly prosthetics never hurt. Just saying, you can safely put “American Gay Racist” at the top of your 2016 Oscar ballot.