Buy a slightly used Imperial Star Destroyer off Craigslist

Craigslist, the original digital bastion for all things unwanted, sexual and strange (sometimes all three at once) is now where one can go to buy a used Star Destroyer.

(Not really.)
A Craigslist ad posted late last week claims to have an "Imperial II-class Star Destroyer" (Condition: Fair) on sale.
“Previously (slightly) owned by a navigator of a spice freighter, this vessel has been sitting on my moisture farm and needs to be removed before next year's harvest,” says the ad. “I just haven't had time to give this classic the attention it deserves and my loss is some-one else's gain!”
For those who have just woken up from hibernation, been born, or crawled out from under a rock, the ad uses a screenshot from the recently released trailer for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens.”
In case you have no idea what we’re talking about:

Check out the original Craigslist ad.

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