Miranda Kerr Evan Spiegel Tie The Knot
Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel. Congratulations, I guess? Photo: Getty Images

Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel — a Victoria’s Secret model and the man who cursed us with Snapchat — are expecting. A baby, that is.

The born again virgins confirmed to People, of course, that they have a proverbial bun in the proverbial oven. “Miranda, Evan and Flynn are looking forward to welcoming the newest member of their family,” their rep told the magazine. Flynn, of course, is the 6½-year-old Kerr shares with her ex-husband, thirsty ass Orlando Bloom.  

Kerr, 34, and Spiegel, 27, got married in an intimate ceremony in May following their July 2016 engagement. It was a “small wedding” but a “huge production” and also “lavish and classy.” “Miranda has been very involved,” a source told People before the wedding. “She has great taste and knew exactly what she wanted… She is ecstatic to marry Evan.”

At the time, we guessed that the main reason Kerr was “ecstatic” to marry Spiegel was because they were giving celibacy a go, for whatever reason. In an interview with The Times of London earlier this year, Kerr was asked if she was ready for another baby — and her answer was, well, chilling.


“Not yet. Not until after we get married. My partner is very traditional.” Oh dear! She clarified a bit, continuing “We can’t… I mean we’re just… waiting.”

Ugh, stop trying to make adult abstinence cool, please.

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