Heather Mills insisted when she appeared on the "Late Late Show" that she didn't want to talk about ex-husband Paul McCartney, but she's got a funny way of showing it. "This is just someone I fell in love with who to me was a normal guy that happened to write a few cool songs in the '60s and a few in '70s," she says. "Like everyone that's a partner, you fall in love, you get married, you sometimes go, 'Oh my god, this is completely wrong' and you wake up and move on. I once divorced somebody that I once loved and then I was abused for it."
Oh, and by the way, she's way more popular with the kids these days than McCartney, so there: "When I go down the street, it's ‘Oh my god, you're a ski-racer' or ‘You help the animals.' You know, I own the biggest vegan company in the world," she boasts. "If I go down the street, all I get is kids coming up to me. Half of them don't even know who he is. That's why he's got to do songs with Rihanna and Kanye West, so people remember." Ouch.
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