Martha Stewart took no prisoners at Justin Bieber’s roast and zinged everyone around her.
Who knew the calm and collected queen of DIY would leave the roast having collected everyone’s head.
We’ve never seen such a ruthless side of Stewart, but we like what we see and want more!
Here are our four favorite Martha Stewart zingers.
“I believe the bedroom is the most important room in the house, but I don’t have to tell you that Ludacris. You have three kids with three different women. May I suggest pulling out some time and finishing on some fine highly absorbent Martha Stewart bed linens?”
“You would never know that Snoop Dogg is forty-three now, which is three times as long as actual dogs live and twice as long as most of his friends.”
“You know, I do a lot of gardening but you are without a doubt the dirtiest used up hoe I have ever seen.”
“Justin, before I go here’s my final piece of advice. You need to settle down, bring some balance into your life. Find yourself the right gal -- but she’ll have to be someone on your level, someone powerful and famous and rich. Someone you can smoke a joint with or indulge in the occasional three way. I’m talking about a playa’ in the board room and a freak in the bedroom. So Justin, my final piece of advice is: Call me.”
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