David Beckham's 40th birthday bash in Morocco also served as an impromptu reunion for the Spice Girls — well, most of them, at least. Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham marked the occasion with a Twitter photo from Marrakech featuring herself, Geri "Ginger Spice" Haliwell, Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton, Melanie "Sporty Spice" Chisholm and … Eva Longoria?
The original Scary Spice, Mel B, was apparently unable to make it to the party due to "America's Got Talent" obligations, so the girls apparently just grabbed the nearest suitable substitute to stand in. For the record, if the girls want to go on tour with Longoria as the new Scary Spice, I'm all for it. Zig-a-zig-ah, indeed.
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