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Fear of flying? Hop on a plane

A man who says he’s afraid to fly is spending the month of June living on a plane.

Mark Malkoff, 33, a comedian and filmmaker, boarded his first flight June 1 from LaGuardia in New York, where he lives, heading to Atlanta. He plans to stay on AirTran flights until June 30. The airline offers wireless Internet service, so Malkoff is posting updates about his trip on Twitter, Facebook, MySpace and on his blog, MarkOnAirTran.com.

Entertaining videos on his blog show him playing a cramped game of Twister with other passengers in the aisle; his crazy dances when the plane is parked for the night, and a wacky experiment to see if the airplane bathroom will suck an entire roll of toilet paper down in one flush.

Malkoff, a former audience co-ordinator for The Colbert Report, said in an email that “the hardest part is washing my hair in the airplane bathroom. I use baby wipes to clean myself … The only time I leave the plane is once in a while to go on the tarmac to switch planes. I never go into to an airport. I’m trying to stay on the same plane for as much as possible.”

His itinerary ranges from five to a dozen flights a day, with destinations including Raleigh, Jacksonville, Denver, Pittsburgh, and St. Louis.

His wife flies to meet him on weekends.

He also tries to exercise between flights when the plane is empty by jogging in the aisles and doing push-ups on the seats.

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