Those finance types are at it again!
Lest ye not forget the guy who kept a spreadsheet to organize all the women he met through online dating. Then there was also the guy who emailed a survey to women after their dates, in a perfectly rational attempt to gauge their interest (or lack thereof).
And remember the story of Mark, the job seeker who sent a cover letter to JP Morgan outlining why he was a good candidate: he can bench double his body weight, do 35 pull-ups, and performs office functions with “terrifying efficiency.”
As silly as ole Mark was, he has been outdone.
Poor Matthew followed instructions a little too closely when a potential employer told him to add some color to his application.
Behold. (Click picture for full size!)