Kat Von D and Jesse James were spotted in Texas over the weekend holding hands. “L.A. Ink” star von D commented on dating James via Twitter two weeks ago, writing “Yes, Jesse and I are dating,” but then deleted the post.
It’s good to see James moving on with someone and letting Sandy be. But can you imagine those two having sex? It’d be like watching two ink blots gyrating.
A GUMMY SITUATION
What was Paris Hilton’s defense to the cop who found the cocaine — along with Zig Zag wrappers, $1,300 cash and some credit cards — in her purse? “She said she had not seen it, but now thought it was gum,” the arresting cop wrote in his report.
Either Paris really is as dumb as we all give her credit for, or she’s just an idiot. Either way, we’d hate to see what she does to the bottom of her shoe when she steps in something sticky.
