It may not be the end of the world … yet But as we begin 2012, the year the Mayan calendar ends, we ask a few celebrities what they would do on Judgment Day.
Jamie Bell, actor
What’s your last meal?
It would definitely be a meat dish. I love meat. It’s so bad, but damn, it’s pretty good. Maybe just cook a whole cow.
What is the last song you’ll sing in the shower?
Maybe “Let it Be” [by The Beatles]. Or you could go out on something completely ironic like [the Monty Python song] “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life.”
What is the last movie you’ll watch?
I would love to say something really influential, about the goodness of humanity, but it would probably be “Jurassic Park.”
Wiz Khalifa, rapper
What is the last song you’ll sing in the shower?
“Save The Children” by Marvin Gaye.
What is the last movie you’ll watch and with whom?
“The Notebook” with Amber Rose.
What is the one luxury item you’ll bring with you to the New World?
My laptop.
Who is the one fellow celebrity with whom you’ll want to travel to the New World?
Amber.
Mindy Kaling, writer, producer, actress on ‘The Office’
What would your last meal be?
My last meal would be probably Ethiopian food, my favorite kind of food. It’s super heavy and I love it.
What is the last song you’ll sing in the shower?
“Countdown” by Beyonce.
What is the last movie you would watch and with whom?
The last movie I would watch would be “You’ve Got Mail” and I’d watch it with my mom.
One luxury item you’d bring with you to the new world?
In the post-apocalyptical world where it’s like Cormac McCarthy’s “The Road” and everyone is dirty and disgusting, I’d bring a Judith Leiber clutch, like in my rags.
One celebrity you’d want to travel with to the new world?
Aaron Sorkin
Adam Carolla, comedian
What would your last meal be?
I’d go to the busiest restaurant, whose kitchen was most backed up, and then I would change my order three or four times. I’d stretch it out. I’d eat lobsters raised on Snickers bars then dipped in a buttermilk substance mixed with tempura sauce and then deep-fried. With heroin sprinkled on it.
What is the last song you’ll sing in the shower?
There’s two ways you can go: You can go with one of my favorites like John Hiatt or Elvis Costello and hear something you really want to hear. Or, a better approach would be to take a horrible song like “Maneater” by Hall & Oates and want to die.
What is the last movie you’ll watch and with whom?
I would pick a long movie. There’s a theme here, I want to stretch it out. I’d watch “Goodfellas” with Joe Pesci and make sure he got drunk and have him re-enact his scenes. I’d have Ray Liotta there, too, and make them do their crazy laughs for me.
What is the one luxury item you’ll bring with you to the New World?
Wait a minute, this is stretching the boundaries of reality. You can’t transport items. You’re dead. There’s no taking anything with you.
