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Naked thief steals fries

A naked man stole a woman’s fries at a Langley Wendy’s.

A restaurant attendant was passing the woman her order of fries when “an entirely naked male” ran between the car and the drive-thru window and stole the fries, RCMP Cpl. Holly Marks said.

“He jumped into a silver van, which sped off in an unknown direction — taking her fries for the ride,” Marks said.

The incident occurred at about 9:30 on Saturday night and neither the woman nor the Wendy’s employee were able to provide a better description of the thief, other than say that he was a naked man in his 20s.

The woman’s car sustained minor damage to the side-view mirror when the nude robber ran between the car and the drive-thru window.

“Patrols of the area were not successful to locate the van … nor the fries,” Marks said.

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