Do you like big butts and you cannot lie? Then you will probably like this selfie (more like shelfie, amirite? You could stack a library of books on one of those things) that certified genius (certified owner of one very large and shapely derrière) Kim Kardashian posted last night.
In the photo, which is reminiscent of self-involved selfies taken by teen girls everywhere as we speak, Kim and her friend Blac Chyna show off their most valuable ass…ets. It must be said that Blac Chyna (yep, that’s her name) has even more junk in her trunk than Kimmy, a feat formerly achieved only by Ice-T’s wife.
Anyway, you can all go about your business now. We just thought you needed to see this. (Kim thought you needed to see this.)