Everyone knows the first step to successfully wooing a woman in this modern age is telling anyone who will listen about how much you dig her — and revealing your ideas for a couple nickname. At least that’s what Pit Bull has been doing, telling everyone except Jennifer Lopez about how much he digs Jennifer Lopez. “He’s always considered her to be his ideal type — curvy, talented and Latina,” a source tells Life & Style, quoting what I assume is on Lopez’s business cards. “He’s never made a move because she’s always been linked with someone — first Marc Anthony, then Casper Smart. But now he’s telling pals that he and J.Lo could be the next Brangelina. He’s even come up with their mash-up name: Pit-Lo.” Aim high, buddy.
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