Considering Paris Hilton’s love and encyclopedic knowledge of motorcycles is so well known (this is true — just last week she tweeted “I love motorcycles,” so there you have it), it makes complete sense that the heiress is launching her own European MotoGP 125cc team, called SuperMartxe VIP by Paris Hilton.
Even better? SuperMartxe VIP is actually a dance-party series hosted at various night clubs in Spain; Hilton has some sort of promotion thing with them (she appears in their music videos), so how could they not combine forces to create a MotoGP team? Don’t question this logic, people. Your head will explode.
Now, unlike Hilton, we can’t say we know a lot about the sport of motorcycle racing, but when your spokesperson and motorbike resembles Astronaut Barbie, that can’t be a good thing, right?