Holy smokes! Here’s a gossip item so steamy, its hotness might not be able to be contained to this page: It seems as though hottie extremes Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are dating. And if not “dating,” per se, they are certainly touching each others’ no-no parts.
Yes, Us Weekly has the exclusive photos of the two hugging and kissing at Disneyland on Saturday in their latest issue. “They were very playful,” an observer tells the magazine. “Eva was skipping around like a little girl. … She would lean into him and she held his arm the entire time.”
Although there has been no denial or confirmation from their publicists that the two are dating, it seems weird they would go to such a public place if they didn’t want to be outed. (If you didn’t want people to know you’re canoodling, you’d go to places where people don’t go, like Missouri or a Blockbuster.)
And, really, if I was either of them, I’d want the world to know I was hanging out with that hot piece, am I right? You know I’m right. Don’t deny this hotness.
Jessica Simpson: Idiot
Before I share the following “news” item, please take it with a huge grain of salt. In Touch “reports” that Jessica Simpson is considering breast-reduction surgery before she walks down the aisle with fiance Eric Johnson. “She thinks if she downsizes her breasts, she will look smaller. She’s never loved having a huge chest,” a source tells the magazine.
I have a feeling that is the biggest lie In Touch magazine has ever printed, and that is saying something. Because when you think about what men hate about women, a bodacious rack they could stick their heads in for hours probably isn’t the first thing on the list.