The Word: Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated - Metro US

The Word: Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated

The Kardashian elders Bruce and Kris have reportedly separated.

Tough week for the Kardashians. Those rich, privileged, pampered people just can’t catch a break.

On the heels of all the media fuss surrounding Lamar Odom’s crack addiction (and his brief disappearance into what was probably a crack den. And Khloe Kardashian’s freaking out about the aforementioned crack things,) we’ve now learned that Khloe isn’t the only Kardashian whose world is Krashing down around her.

Apparently, the man inside the leathery orange Bruce Jenner suit finally got enough oxygen through those surgically diminished nose holes to get his brain working again. And what brain said was RUN BRUCE RUN.

Kris and Bruce Jenner are reportedly now separated, is what I’m saying.

Man, if those two crazy kids can’t make it work, who can? (Probably not Kim and Kanye, I’m guessing.)

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