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The Word: Levi Johnston pains us with a book

It was announced yesterday that the memoir of Levi Johnston, 20, will be out this fall. Titled “Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs” (working title: “The 7 Habits of Highly Fame-Whorey People”), it will be a look at the life of the world’s most famous baby-daddy. “He’s ready to give an inside glimpse to his relationship with the Palins, share his trials and tribulations of being thrust into the spotlight and becoming a father at such a young age,” a source tells UsMagazine.com.

I wish he would just stop. Not because he continues to profit from his irresponsible behavior and publicizing private family matters to the highest bidder, thus making a hard situation for his young son even harder, but because his lack of decorum is making me feel actual sympathy for Sarah Palin.

Katie Couric to leave CBS

You only have a short time left to not watch Katie Couric as anchor of the “CBS Evening News.” After much speculation, The New York Times reports that she’ll announce her resignation this week; it’s assumed that “60 Minutes” correspondent Scott Pelley will step in as her replacement.

Britney Spears: Femme Fatale

Britney Spears is reportedly serious about maintaining her new healthy lifestyle, if her tour demands are any indication. The singer has ordered caterers at stops on her Femme Fatale tour to exclude any junk food, including hot dogs, pizza and cookie dough ice cream, according to the Sun. Spears has reportedly banned alcohol from her presence as well. She’ll also be traveling with a small gym and a humidifier, according to the report.

Heck yeah! If every single pound you’ve gained since the age of 15 was critiqued the world over, you too would make sure that every hot dog in a 5-mile radius kept its distance.

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