Note: This list does not include the many novel and comic spin-offs, because if so we’d be here all day.
1963:Frenchman Pierre Boulle, author of “The Bridge on the River Kwai,” publishes the novel “Monkey Planet”(“La Planete des Singes”),which would later serve as semi-loose inspiration for the film “Planet of the Apes.” Interestingly, the book’s ending is closer to the dumb ending of Tim Burton’s “Planet of the Apes.” (See: 2001.)
1968: The big-budget film “Planet of the Apes,” starring Oscar-winners Charlton Heston and Kim Hunter, plus Roddy McDowall — the latter two as talking chimps — becomes one of the year’s biggest hits.
1970: A significantly cheaper sequel, “Beneath the Planet of the Apes,” hits theaters. Heston reluctantly returns, but only if his part is small. He donates his pay to charity. The lead role goes to the sub-Heston beefcake actor James Franciscus.
1971: “Escape from the Planet of the Apes,” the series’ third, establishes the franchise as unstoppable, despite decreasing budgets and box office. McDowall, who sat out “Beneath,” returns and doesn’t leave the franchise till its death in the mid-’70s.
1972: “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes,” a still-cheaper fourquel is released. Meanwhile, in the world of the original “Planet of the Apes,” Charlton Heston and crew get into hibernation for a trip that will take them light years away from Earth.
1973: The fifth, final and worst received film of the original series, “Battle of the Planet of the Apes,” comes out. Meanwhile, in the world of “Escape from the Planet of the Apes,” Zira (Hunter) and Cornelius (McDowal) wind up in 1973 California, having been sent back in time due to the explosion of Earth in “Beneath the Planet of the Apes.”
1974: One year after the death of the film series, the “Planet of the Apes” TV show begins. McDowall is the only major returning star, playing Galen, the third chimpanzee he’d play in the franchise (after Caesar in “Conquest”). The show lasts one season.
1975: The last hoorah of the franchise before its 2001 reboot, the cartoon “Return to the Planet of the Apes” suffers a similar fate to the live-action show.
1976: The human astronauts from “Return to the Planet of the Apes” take off on the mission that will take them to the future.
1980: The human astronauts from the “Planet of the Apes” TV show take off on the mission that will take them to the future.
1991: In the world of “Conquest of the Planet of the Apes,” 1991 is a dystopian future where dogs and cats have gone extinct and apes have becomes slaves in a police state. Led by McDowall’s Caesar — son of the dead Zira and Cornelius — the apes successfully revolt.
2001: Tim Burton directs the reboot of “Planet of the Apes,” starring Mark Wahlberg. It receives negative reviews but sturdy box office, if not enough to warrant a sequel. Burton says he’d “rather jump out a window” then do a follow-up. On the bright side, every snarky alt-weekly is thrilled after monts of waiting to finally use the line “Marky Mark and Monkey Bunch.”
2011: Ten years pass and the reboot, “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” comes out, to acclaim and stunning box office. Rather than apes played by humans in make-up, the apes (led by Andy Serkis’ Caesar) are played by humans in no-longer-creepy motion-capture.
2013: In the world of “Battle for the Planet of the Apes,” 12 years have passed since the ape revolt, human society has fallen and what’s left of the humans try to reach a stalemate with the apes, led by Caesar.
2014: The sequel to the reboot, “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,” comes out.
2019: In the world of “Rise of the Planet of the Apes,” a smart chimp, Caesar (Andy Serkis), foments a revolution/prison break with chimps being experimented on by scientists. Humankind is largely wiped out by a supervirus.
2029: In the world of the Burton “Planet of the Apes,” Mark Wahlberg sets off for the future. Meanwhile, in the world of “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes,” a pocket of surviving humans go to war with the ape population, led by a very wary Caesar.
2670: In bookends in “Battle for the Planet of the Apes,” the “Lawgiver” (John Huston!) recounts the events of “Battle for the Planet of the Apes” as proof that humans and apes will always get along. (Spoiler: He’s wrong.)
3085-ish: The astronauts of the “Planet of the Apes” TV show wind up in this year (or thereabouts), getting involved in monkey mischief some 900 years before the events of the first “Planet of the Apes” film.
3978: This is a big year. It’s the general setting for the toon “Return to the Planet of the Apes,” which nonetheless exists outside of the films’ events. And it’s the setting for both “Planet of the Apes” and “Beneath the Planet of the Apes,” during which the arrival of humans from the 1970s triggers two films’ worth of mayhem, culminating in the destruction of the planet by a nuclear bomb.
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