Metro’s Monday night TV breakdown.
‘True Life’
DOCU-SHOW. This episode of the MTV docu-series profiles girls with “embarrassing boyfriends.” Could any dude be more of an embarrassment than letting an MTV camera crew film your most personal encounters?
7 p.m., MTV
‘The Nightmare Before Christmas’
MOVIE. This might be our favorite Tim Burton flick (other than “Edward Scissorhands”). The stop-motion tale of Jack Skellington and company is a classic must-watch during Halloween-time AND Christmas-time, so this will be our first viewing in just three months. (Also, the soundtrack rules.)
9:25 p.m., ABCFAM
‘Tori Spelling’
SPECIAL. E! has dedicated an entire hour to this interview between Tori Spelling and Giuliana Rancic. Normally, we’d try to make all these TV picks Halloween-related at this time of year but, really, what’s scarier than that?
10 p.m., E!
‘The Man With the 132-lb Scrotum’
SPECIAL. Scratch that — this is scarier. This is a re-run but, if you missed it, it’s a must-watch. A Nevada man has a mysterious medical condition that essentially caused elephantitis of his junk. It is horrifying.
10 p.m., DFH
