Video proof that dating Shia LaBeouf is terrifying and exhausting - Metro US

Video proof that dating Shia LaBeouf is terrifying and exhausting

NEW YORK, NY - APRIL 16: Actor Shia LaBeouf attends a screening of 'LoveTrue' during 2015 Tribeca Film Festival at SVA Theatre 2 on April 16, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Noam Galai/WireImage)

Video has emerged of Shia LaBeouf having a fight with girlfriend Mia Goth in Germany before getting a lift to the airport from some helpful — and camera-happy — locals. After squabbling with a mostly silent Goth over his backpack — and telling her, “I don’t want to touch you, I don’t want to be aggressive, this is the kind of s— that makes a person abusive” — a calmer LaBeouf rides shotgun with his new friends and tells them, “If I’d stayed there, I would have killed her.” Delightful! You can watch the whole thing for yourself thanks to Entertainment Tonight.

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Oh, and he tries to FaceTime Megan Fox at one point, who I’m guessing gets those kinds of calls from her former “Transformers” co-star quite a bit. The video caps off with a very inebriated LaBeouf talking directly to the camera phone declaring that “this is a contract. You come to Los Angeles, I’ll pick you up in my car, you come and stay at my house.” Don’t do it, guys. It’s a trap.

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