If you’re a guy and are currently in the market for a brand new thong, or, know someone who is, then look no further.
Apparently, eBay seller crochetsweimwear is selling tiny crotchet thongs that are designed to fit snug and will accentuate all your assets.
The handmade four-string pouch thong comes in any color and is perfect for the beach or lounging by the pool. Burning Man is coming up in August and you may want to pack this item.
The men’s crotchet is available on eBay now for a reasonable price of $18.99 plus shipping and handling, of course. Judging by the look of this thing, it will probably be sent to you in a small envelope.
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