Good morning @metronewyork. Here's your Metro6 report to help distract you from the bad news on Wall Street.
BILL BRATTON TALKS TOPLESS
Times Square nipplegate is not a return to the bad old days, the city's top cop insists.
POKEMON CONFAB MASSACRE THWARTED
Up in Boston, cops halt a plot to shoot up the Pokemon World Championships.
HOW'S THE MAYOR DOING?
Reddit users weigh in on this pressing debate: How do you rate Bill de Blasio?
Another show to feed your nightmares: "Fear the Walking Dead." And we have the recap.