If you could couple any two white, heterosexual Hollywood stars together, would you pick “Mad Men” star Jon Hamm and Dakota Johnson — you know, that poor thing that was roped into “50 Shades of Grey?” Me either!
And yet. Page Six reports that Hamm and Johnson — were spotted “drinking wine” last Thursday. And as we all know, you cannot enjoy the sweet tannins of a savory Pinot Noir in the company of another person unless you are all caps TOGETHER.
“They seemed to really be enjoying each other’s company,” a spy told the site of their “low-key” night. Also, they hung out for two whole hours! Romance, am I right?
Hamm, 46, and Johnson, 28, were also spotted together at Elton John’s 70th birthday party in April, so you know. They’re practically married at this point.
Hamm called it quits with his partner of 18 years, Jennifer Westfeldt, in 2015. He flirted with Jenny Slate once. Johnson split from a dude named Matthew Hitt in 2016 after dating for two years.
I mean, they’re both rich, they’re both actors, they’re both conventionally attractive. What could go wrong, ya know?