Jada Pinkett Smith would like you to know that dabble as she may, she is not technically a Scientologist. She must have read my very serious, very academic list of the sexiest Scientologists, am I right?
Via Twitter, the “Girls Trip” actress denied being part of the controversial church — even though just last week, former Scientologist Leah Remini insisted that Pinkett Smith was. “I know Jada’s in. I know Jada’s in. She’s been in Scientology a long time,” Remini told the Daily Beast.
Pinkett Smith, 46, took matters into her own hands on Monday night. Well, she took her hands and got to typing. Long story short? She appreciates the merits of the cult, I mean religion, but she isn’t a Scientologist. No not at all.
First she just listed all of the religions that she is not. “I recently lit Shabbat candles with Rabbi Bentley at Temple Sinai… but I am not Jewish,” she started. “I have prayed in mosques all over the world… but I am not Muslim. I have read the Bhagvad Gita… but I am not a Hindu.” OK girl. We get it.
I recently lit Shabbat candles with Rabbi Bentley at Temple Sinai… but I am not Jewish.
— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) September 19, 2017
I have prayed in mosques all over the world… but I am not a Muslim.
— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) September 19, 2017
I have read the Bhagavad Gita… but I am not a Hindu.
— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) September 19, 2017
Alas, she was not done. “I have chanted and meditated in some of the most magnificent temples on earth… But I am not a Buddhist.” Deep! “I have studied Dianetics, and appreciate the merits of Study Tech… but I am not a Scientologist.” Mmkay!
“I practice human kindness,” she continued. “And I believe that we each have the right to determine what we are and what we are not.”
I have studied Dianetics, and appreciate the merits of Study Tech… but I am not a Scientologist.
— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) September 19, 2017
I practice human kindness, and I believe that we each have the right to determine what we are and what we are not.
— Jada Pinkett Smith (@jadapsmith) September 19, 2017
OK, sure. But what does Xenu think about all of this?
