“Orange is the New Black” star Laverne Cox totally wins the relatability award this year for her perfectly measured and understandable reaction to receiving a Christmas card from Beyonce. I mean, it’s a Christmas card from Beyonce. Cox posted a shot of the signature to Instagram, explaining, “So when I opened this holiday card a few days ago and read ‘Love Beyonce,’ I literally fell to the floor. I was on the floor of my apartment. I have witnesses.” Don’t worry, we believe you.
She also writes, “Thanks Bey for the gift” and includes an image of a sweatshirt emblazoned with “Cake by the Pound.” It’s unclear whether the item is said gift — I mean, it would make sense, right? — but the important thing is I would like to know more about this cake by the pound policy. Where do I sign up? Follow Ned Ehrbar on Twitter: @nedrick