Two videos of a Bostom man spotting and then catching a "mothaf--kin'" sea "monstah" and absolutely losing his "holy-freakin' sh--" over it is the most Boston thing you will ever see. Ever.

Michael Bergin, the man recording the video was boating with his friend, Jay Foster (Jay Fostah), presumably off the coast of Boston, when they spotted an injured sunfish swimming near the surface of the water.

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What then happens are several stages of shock which is sprinkled with exactly forty-one variations of "f--k," and twenty-eight variations of "sh--" flying out of Bergin's mouth:

Berhin wonders if it's a whale, but Fostah thinks its some sort of "flounda'."

Mike thinks thinks it's dead or really badly hurt.

They contemplate calling the aquarium.

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Then they contemplate selling it for money. Logic would presume a sea "monstah" would be worth a lot of money.

Bergin at one point points out how much "meat" is on it still. We assume this means he considered eating it.

The two then decided to bring it aboard the boat (a bad, bad, bad idea. Especially if it's a sea "monstah").

Watch the hilarious and decidedly NSFW video below:

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Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015

Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015
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