I'm honestly surprised it took this long for the Internet to reach this level of crazy. One trailblazing eBay auctioneer put up a sealed plastic bag purported to contain "air from Kanye show," which sounds pretty stupid — until you find out about the nearly 100 bidders who drove the price up over $60,000 over the course of the weekend before the whole thing was scrapped by eBay.
But copycats haven't let that bummer ending deter them, as several similar posts have gone live, including another bag of West air — but this time infused with bay leaves — and a bag of air from a Garth Brooks concert. You can also grab a bag of West's flatulence for the bargain "buy it now" price of five bucks. Good luck getting a certificate of authenticity, though.
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