Gather around boys and girls and learn something for once: When a pumpkin and a Donald Trump love each other very, very, very much sometimes they join together in a sweet and beautiful union to make something better than either of them.
That thing is a Trumpkin.
Like so many other famous and wonderful combinations: peanut butter and chocolate, chocolate, strawberry and vanilla shakes, and the band Hall and Oates, the Trumpkin is truly something to behold.
This Halloween has brought out a deluge of Trumpkins, each one unique in its own beauty, but similar in form and elegance.
Enjoy, boys and girls. This is truly a beautiful nightmare to behold.
Here's a GIF of one being made: