Have you lost your spirit animal? A stray one was found (read: arrested) in Alaska after she got high off Spice, took off her clothes, decimated a Subway restaurant, and allegedly smeared here feces all over the place.

If this sounds like your spirit animal, you can find her in custody up in Anchorage, Alaska. 
You’ll probably have to profusely apologize to the police sergeant because it sounds like your spirit animal was quite a headache.
“People described her as ‘a little crazy,’” Sgt. Shaun Henry explained. “She disrobed, went fully nude and kinda just went nuts. Started breaking furniture, destroyed the store, knocked over computers, ripped the ceiling down, sprayed a fire extinguisher all over, locked herself in the bathroom for awhile, broke just about everything you could find.”
The good news is that your spirit animal didn’t hurt anyone in the process. 
As a bonus, here's a picture of the carnage: