George Clooney Cannes Goatee
This goatee is certainly, um, a look. Photo: Getty

Did you know? George Clooney is just a regular, relatable dad! And he would like to take this time to prove it to you!

In an interview with the Associated Press, he talks about his daddy duties because guys! He’s just your standard dude slash dad — he’s just like the rest of us! “I just have to clean the barf off my tux,” the 56-year-old said. “It used to be my barf but now it’s the twins’ barf. So it all works out.” Ha ha! Goodness Clooney, you are just so clever!

“I really didn't’ think that at 56 that I would be the parent of twins. Don’t make plans. You always have to just enjoy the ride,” he continued. “Right now my job is changing diapers and walking them around a bit.” Honestly, he’s just so brave!

In case you were wondering about the women who carried a set of twins around in her uterus and then delivered them, well, Clooney is willing to give Amal credit where credit is due — but just for a second, because let’s make sure we’re paying attention to him for the most part, OK? “SHe’s like an Olympic athlete. She’s doing so beautifully.” So kind of you to notice, Clooney!  


Those two tied the knot in 2014, and welcomed twins Alexander and Ella last month. Since then, they’ve been very relatably  spending their summer vacationing in Italy. Classic them!

Anyway, that’s it for today in “George Clooney tries to be regular, fails.”