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It's hard to get back out there after your ex-partner goes on a giant bender and starts hooking up with randos, but Kourtney Kardashian is ready to get back out there. A "source close to" Kourtney very kindly shared this news with Radar Online, saying she "is devoted to getting her body in rocking shape." Jeez, you didn't need to imply she was fat, anonymous Kourtney friend. Oh, and if you're wondering what it takes to win her eye, she is reportedly looking for a "man that has children of his own" who "doesn't drink" and who is "older than her and independently wealthy." Rich old dudes, it's finally your time to shine! Rich old dudes always have such a hard time finding love with much younger, beautiful women.

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