In today’s weird news from the world, a man was found dead with a scarecrow that he appeared to have had sex with.
A foul stench emanating from the man’s house led neighbors to call the police who then discovered the man’s rotting corpse beside the scarecrow.
The scarecrow, which really sounds more like a pillow with a strap-on strapped to it, was reportedly made with old clothes stuffed with straw.
Prosecutor Rodolfo Moure told The Balacrce Journal that “During a first visual inspection it appeared that there were two dead bodies. Then it was found that actually one of the bodies was a doll with special features. It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.”
There were no signs of foul play or robbery, and investigators are awaiting the results of an autopsy.