Union Square will see a battle of epic proportions this weekend. It won’t be a gang fight, or a pillow fight — it will be adildo war.
Alex Xander, the millennial party planner whose claim to fame includesa pop-up party on the Manhattan Bridgeis putting on the event because he’s “always wanted to have an epic dildo battle in Union Square.”
Also it’s for a new show of his called “Xander World,” the premise of which is that he “does everything.”
Including dildo wars.
There are, however, some ground rules for this fight of the ages:
- No “face shots.”
- Nothing “below the belt.”
- External use only (nothing goes in anyone).
- You can’t bring your own dildo.
According to a post from onXander’s Facebook page over 4,000 people have RSVPedto join the dildo war.
If you’d like to wield a dildo in battle against a horde of strangers also armed with dildos you can RSVP on the event’swebsite.
The event is scheduled for Saturday, August 1 at 3:00 PM.
Matt Lee is a Web producer for Metro New York. He writes about everything and anything. Talk to him (or yell at him) on Twitter so he doesn’t feel lonely@mattlee2669.
