What if suddenly the conductor on the subway decided to keep it real with passengers on the train?

The comedians over at Above Average created this hilarious skit that perfectly illustrates what it would be like if conductors said how they really feel about daily subway delays and issues with service.
The video starts off with everyone’s not-so-favorite announcement: “Ladies and gentleman, this is your conductor speaking. We are being held momentarily by the train’s dispatcher… “ But instead of “apologizing for the inconvenience” the conductor proceeds to let everyone onboard the train know the many reasons why the MTA shouldn’t apologize for anything.