Are teledildonics the future of sex?

As millions are frustrated that they can’t get on the internet — and worse, they can’t tweet their frustrations—the FBI is investigating the disruptive cyber denial of service.

Not sure what to get your loved ones for Christmas? Why not visit this festival dedicated to sex with robots and see what’s what? Nothing says “I love you” like teledildonics.

Tears on the stand, water bottles being tossed at people… Is this “Bridgegate” or “Real Housewives of New Jersey”?

Giants kicker Josh Brown kept a diary and it isn’t good for his NFL career.

If you can’t get into that luxury West Village apartment for $1 per month, Gawker founder Nick Denton is selling his loft.

Hey American dollar, lookin’ good?.

Trump said he would only honor the election results if he wins (shades of 2000, anyone?) but half of Republicans say they won’t accept a Madam President Clinton.

She wore meat. She wore couture. Now, Lady Gaga is going denim with a departure to classic rock.

New York cracks down on Airbnb rentals.

And in more Trump news, the business mogul is trying to keep sexual assault allegations from being used in the Trump University fraud case.

Kim Kardashianturns 36 today and her family does what Kardashians do… get on social media. (You’re not the only one with embarrassing photos!)

R.I.P. European Mars probe.

Justice Ginsburg has been getting press for her comments on NFL players taking a knee during the Pledge of Allegiance and on GOP nomineeDonald Trump, but now she gets to take a bow on stage.

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