Now this is how you knock ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ – Metro US

Now this is how you knock ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’

France’s premier dominatrix is less than impressed with the phenomenon of “Fifty Shades of Grey,” to put it mildly — not that she’s in the business of ever really putting things mildly. “It’s a poorly written fairty take and much too soft. Real bondage is massively more fulfilling,” 84-year-old Catherine Robbe-Grillet tells the Mail Online. “It’s romantic literature — effectively the story of a powerful man, a Prince Charming, and his adventurous relationships. There are spicy bits, and the scenes certainly inspired an interest in bondage, discipline and dominance, but I don’t believe it did much to increase the number of people taking part.”

Certainly E.L. James wasn’t expecting the pros to go easy on her work, was she?

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