You know what happens when you reward someone for a particular behavior? They keep at it. 

That lesson was learned once again this week when Kim Kardashian won herself a Webby Award. The organization honored her with the inaugural Break the Internet award — because, honestly, who else would they give it to? — which she proudly accepted, along with a succinct, five-word acceptance speech: "Nude selfies until I die."

That there, kids, is what's known as both a threat and a promise.