Marlon Wayans jokes about the reason he’s always working. “My little one — this little spoiled brat — I take him to Nashville. I ask him where he wants to eat. He says, ‘Let’s go to Mastro’s,’” he tells us, referring to the high-end eatery. “If he ever complains, ‘Dad, why were you always on the road?’ ‘Because I had to f—ing pay for Mastro’s, you little bastard!’”
Right now, the actor and performer, 43, has “Fifty Shades of Black,” a send-up of the “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie. But Wayans, who co-wrote and plays the mysterious Christian Grey analog, swears it and his previous comedies, like “Scary Movie” and “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood,” are not really “spoofs” — or at least that’s not how he and his collaborators approach them.
I have to confess I don’t hate the movie “Fifty Shades of Grey.”
I don’t hate it. I love-hate it. I think you have to love-hate the movie in order to make fun of it. You have to love and respect what’s good about it, and you have to hate what’s bad about it. You have to find out what’s funny about it, and then deliver it. So I didn’t hate it. It looked great. I thought some of the flirting was cute. I didn’t like the sex scenes. They were pretty boring.
They’re very PG-13.
They’re PG. It’s like a G. I could see “Kung Fu Panda” doing some of the stuff in that movie. I can see Fiona and Shrek doing something like that. [Laughs] “Come to the red room. I'll get the big whip. I'll use my tail!” “Fifty Shades of Green.”
How many times did you have to watch the film?
I imagine that’s like Stockholm Syndrome: eventually you come to love it all.
It becomes your favorite movie. You watch it over and over and over again, until you throw up in your mouth, slightly. When someone mentions the movie you go [gags]. You ever have cake and it’s delicious, but you get greedy and have five, six, seven slices? You start hating yourself. And then someone says, “You want some cake?” And the thought of cake makes you almost vomit in your mouth. That’s what happens with these [spoof] movies.