Between the Beyonce album info leaks and the Katy Perry-Taylor Swift feud, maybe we forgot to keep an eye on Miley Cyrus. Hey, it happens. So what’s she been doing while the attention has been elsewhere? Snagging herself a Schwarzenegger. Cyrus is reportedly now dating Patrick Schwarzenegger, son of the Governator himself and Maria Shriver, according to E! News. The new couple were seen together on a recent evening out and about — as well as the next morning at Schwarzenegger’s apartment. If you know what I mean. And I think you do.
Now, some sources say they’re “casually dating” while others say they’re “just good friends” and “not officially together.” Either way, one thing is for sure: Schwarzenegger likes to play the long game. In a 2011 Details magazine profile, he said of his dating life, “My eye, though, is on Miley.” Which is either adorable or creepy. Or adorably creepy.
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